Well you know what, world? No. I'm not going to abide by that.
Also, full disclosure: my birthday isn't until September. However, I know that there's no way I'm the only person in the world who gets excited for birthdays months in advance. So deal with it.
First of all, the Sound of Music sing-along is the day after my birthday at Wolf Trap. The Sound of Music is my favorite musical and I know all the songs by heart. In fact, the first time Kali met my aunt, it was over a game of Apples to Apples where my mom, my aunt and I broke into the Lonely Goatherd all at once. This is who we are, people. I love Julie Andrews, I hate that bitch who tried to marry Captain Von Trapp, and I always fast forward through Climb Every Mountain. It's what I do.
Next: party hats. I've never had them at a party because my head is either too big or there isn't a party (normally just a few friends would come over to have dinner and cake...this year that number will be considerably smaller), so 2011 should include party hats. I feel like we've really earned them
Yes, a hand mixer and an iron, from Macy's and Amazon, respectively. It's weird, I know, and I'm only turning 24 this year. I feel like a '50s housewife. Maybe for Christmas I'll get a vacuum! (Actually I've had my eye on the Dyson Slim, but that's beside the point.)
So that's my birthday wish list, over four months in advance, just because. I've had a bit of a hectic week and needed some fun. What's more fun than birthdays, I ask you? Nothing. Nothing at all.
Have a great Thursday! It's almost Friday!